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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Aug 11, 2010 13:27:34 GMT
As i was extremely bored i decided our dear nation needed a wonderfully optimistic newspaper such as we have in the UK; something to put a negative spin on pretty much anything. I shall make new issues as and when i get around to it. Enjoy.
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Post by Josephus I on Aug 11, 2010 15:21:11 GMT
LMAO! Absolutely Brilliant! Would you like me to create a section for it in Cato Market?
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Aug 11, 2010 20:05:53 GMT
I'm glad you approve Sire ;D i find the media infuriatingly negative so i thought i may as well take the piss lol. A board would be good if you so desire
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Post by Josephus I on Aug 13, 2010 7:10:27 GMT
Heres your slight bit of bureaucracy Oh and A small Business registration Fee of ND£500 as well as the Board Registration Fee which would normally be about ND£400 BUT I shall reduce the price by 50% so you owe the Glorious Faedertellus only ND£700.
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Aug 13, 2010 14:48:56 GMT
Urgh, how vaguely inconvenient, what if i just publish it in my house and hand it out in the street asking for a donation like the Salvation Army do with the "War cry"?
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Post by Josephus I on Aug 13, 2010 19:00:43 GMT
Well we could always push legislation for Free Registration for Newspapers in the Witan
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Post by Josephus I on Aug 15, 2010 13:25:35 GMT
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Aug 15, 2010 15:48:52 GMT
How charitable of you sire lol
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Post by Josephus I on Aug 15, 2010 18:08:11 GMT
Ever the benevolent Leader
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Post by Duke Sebastianus on Aug 19, 2010 19:30:06 GMT
I will happly fund this if it becomes a monthly feature Mr Dunholm! Just absolutly brilliant work I absolutly love this
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Post by Josephus I on Oct 21, 2010 13:59:44 GMT
An Urgent Petition...
'As Chief of the United Workers Against Work Union or UWAWU we hear by demand that production of this paper resumes! In fact after two months of attempting to read intelectual papers such as the Sword & Cross we have been left with incredible headaches and pains from piecing together long sentences. Also the lack of the Page 4 girl on any other paper except for your is most distressing and so we have announced a national strike that is likely to run in the numbers of about 1 milion people should this paper not be put back into production!'
Signed,
Bob Cocke Chief of UWAWU.
As well as all 10 of our union members!
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Oct 21, 2010 17:18:31 GMT
If this was a hint that i should make another copy you should know i refuse to do anything unions want normally . But as a good citizen i'll do it either tonight or tomorrow
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Post by Josephus I on Oct 21, 2010 18:29:13 GMT
Huzzah....Although all members of the UWAWU were rounded up by the local peoples militia after they started an attempted strike outside one of NEET's Oil Refinarys.
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Oct 21, 2010 18:37:51 GMT
Glad to hear it ;D
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Post by Alfred Dunholm on Oct 22, 2010 22:43:12 GMT
My plan to do this today was wrecked by having a Goddamn job, but i will get around to it one day lol
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